His name is a LIE. I summoned him because the 4 crimsoners (slur) were being mean and were ignoring my requests for them to join my company as eternal unpaid laborers (not slavery, huge difference). So I used my privately owned -- CRIMSON GATEWAY -- to locate some1 who'd be qualified for the position of "Insanity SMP Lore Expert". At first, it a peared that he was as [ELITE BALL KNOWLEDGE] as he seemed, however, after a very short unpaid internship, I learned that he LIED ON HIS RESUME (Hate Crime against ME) Notes: There was no resume, I just didn't do enough research, but it's still his fault for being a fake fan.

Installed a plumbing system that [FUCKED] up the whole building

Owned a parrot named "Smarty" (FrostyBros wannabe)

Brain-scan results came back negative

Did a review of this website...

It sucks

seriously dude, work on your audio balancing