News Updates

THE IKB MESA IS OVER????!????!?!!!!!

- Posted 1/25/2026

THERE'S A COLONY OF INTERDIMENSIONAL JULLIANS IN THE BACKROOMS AND THEY ALL HATE ME??!??? - Posted 11/27/2025

Currently stuck in the backrooms (w/ this dude)

Posted 5/27/2025

TAST is very not cool ):

Posted 5/22/2025

FUCK WHOEVER COVERED THE IKB IN LEAN (it tastes good tho)

Updated 3/15/2024

I know why the stock value dropped...

Posted 12/27/2024

IKB STOCKS DROPPED BY 97% WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?

Posted 12/26/2024

MERRY CHRISTMAS! I'm firing all gay people from the IKB!!!!!!

Posted 12/25/2024

I'm back!'

Posted 8/17/2024

I discovered who burnt down the courthouse!

Posted 7/34/2024

MY VERDICT WAS BULLSHIT FUCK YOU ALL

Posted 7/30/2024

Karl is Missing! [resolved]

Updated 4/7/2024